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It is is wild, wild world out there and sometimes we are simply not prepared for the things that we see or hear about on a regular basis. There are always a number of things happening that simply make a person shake their head and mumble to themselves what. And while it is not over yet, 2016 has seen some of the wildest and craziest things happen in a long time. The following are just a few of the weird things that have happened.

Man brought a Shovel to a Gunfight and Actually Won
Few times would you expect to hear of a man bringing a shovel to a gun fight and winning, but that is what happened in Florida. When a by stander saw a fight going on in a local club parking lot, he came to one of the mens aid and hit the attacker with a shovel. When police arrived found one of the victims with a gunshot wound and the attacker with injuries from the shovel. Proof that if you go to a gun fight bring your shovel.

A Man that Owns a Pet shop that sells Lizards Beat an Employee with One of his Lizards
If you work at a pet store in Florida, it is not a good idea to upset the owner. A local store owner slapped an employee with a bearded lizard for reasons that were unknown at the time of his arrest. Cops say he also threw Gatorade on employees as well. Who knew go to work, get slapped with a lizard.

Man that was wearing a “Seriously I Have Drugs” T shirt, was arrested with Actual Drugs
It is a good idea that if you are going to go into a Kmart with Drugs, that you don’t wear a shirt that advertises the fact. A man went into a local Kmart wearing a shirt that said “Who needs Drugs, No Seriously I have Drugs.” The man saw deputies enter the store and tried to hand the bag containing the drugs to a man behind him. When the customer in line refused to take the bag, The man went up to the counter. Placed the bag on the floor and paid for his items. A short time later he was arrested. While he refused to say anything, safe to say his shirt did all the talking for him.

Man Shakes Penis at Oncoming Traffic
If you are going to drink, don’t drop your pants and begin to move your hips in a circular motion like one man did. Officers noticed a man walking in the crosswalk of a local intersection, lay his bike down and proceed to lower his shorts and dance naked. His act included shaking his penis in a circular motion. Officers confronted him about this and later arrested him on a number of charges including being drunk and indecent exposure. Apparently the officers were not amused with his dancing routine

Man Caught Carrying a Marijuana plant in Red Solo Cup Claims he was Just Smelling it
When you have a marijuana plant in a red solo cup, it is not a good idea to be walking down the street. This is a lesson that a man in Florida found out the hard way. Officers spotted him walking down the street with the cup in his hand and a plant that still had the roots attached. When asked about his plant, he told officers that he had just got the plant and was smelling it. It is safe to say that he was arrested and his plant was not given to a good home.

Family told to remove their Dr. Who Tardis from their Driveway
A Doctor Who family was told that they simply could not have a TARDIS in their driveway. The homeowners association sent a letter to the family and told them that their time machine was in violation of their agreement and was asked to remove it. The family did as they were asked and say that they will find a place where they can live and still have their TARDIS. Proof that even time lords have to follow the most basic of laws.

Man is denied bringing his Beer into Strip Club, Threatens to blow up Club
No booze and no Boobs makes a man do strange things. When a local man was told he could not bring his beer into a strip club. He responded in the most unique of ways and that was threatening to blow up the strip club. It is safe to say that the man was arrested and charged with making threats. Just further proof that men, booze and boobs are a dangerous mix.

The Woman with Three Boobs made a Music Video
We all remember the woman from Total Recall with three boobs. Well good news, she has a music video out and it is one of the most popular videos on YouTube. The video features her in a waredrobe that covers the essentials but still lets her fans gaze at her wonders.

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Las Vegas Escort Answers Questions About The Business and Her Clients

Escorts in Vegas have a global reputation as being well worth the trip to spend a little, or a lot of time with. They live a life most of us would envy if we’re honest with ourselves. Yet under all the glamour, glitter and whatever else comes along in their work day, or night, they are people just like anyone else. This article is based on an interview with “Naomi.” A fictional name for a real person whose skillful entrepreneurship is only part of the reason for her success in Vegas.

Q. Do you have any regrets about your career choice, or problems with family and friends because of it? What made you decide to work in the escort business?

A. Some of my closer friends know how I choose to earn a living, and for the most part they don’t treat me any differently than they did when I worked as office manager at the auction house. As to why I choose being an escort over management of an office, that’s easy. I want to own my own home while I’m still young enough to enjoy it, and thanks to an escorts pay, in about another year I’ll have enough to pay cash. No loan, no mortgage, no bullshit. Try doing that on a manager’s salary. My family? Well, they would only worry, so for the sake of family peace, I let them think I work out of my home as a realtor in exclusive properties so they won’t wonder where the money to buy a home at my age came from.

Q. Okay, how about personal relationships? Do you ever date non-professionally and if so, have you ever had anyone try to tell you it’s either them or being an escort but you couldn’t have both?

A. Yes, I do have an enjoyable, private relationship with just one person, but since he’s also employed as one of Las Vegas escorts, I don’t believe the question of being forced to choose between him or my job will ever come up. We both have healthy appetites for the erotic, and for us, sex with strangers only adds extra spice to what we enjoy together at home. Once, we were both working and ended up in the same bar with our “dates” for the evening. Of course, we didn’t acknowledge each other at the time, but later you could follow us to our bedroom by the trail of clothes left lying on the floor.

Q. This may be 2016 but there are still too many people in our society that like to judge other people. Do you ever worry what others think of you, or let someone else’s opinion of your lifestyle hurt your feelings?

A. I have no problem with my career decision or how I live my life. Why would I when the money is excellent, I have no time clock to worry about, and when you get right down to it, good sex is a better job perk than most. As manager of an office, you wouldn’t believe the things I did for free to keep that lousy job. Now, I get paid for it and smile all the way to the bank. I see nothing morally wrong with being a member of Las Vegas escorts, and if others do, that’s their misfortune, not mine. They should come to Vegas and let me help them relax. I could send them home with a different opinion of escorts because I am very good at what I do.

Q. You’ve said you enjoy a healthy sex life. Aren’t you worried that eventually you might experience “burn out” and lose your interest in “personal” erotica?

A. Not at all, my work keeps all my appetites well fed, so as long as I do my job right, the client isn’t the only one who walks away satisfied. You could say I have what some would call a “quirky streak” in me that often takes more than the average man is able to handle. Like, if my day is stressed and I feel the need for a little something extra, I will search for a client thatdoesn’t know how to treat a lady. Much cheaper than a therapist, and they pay me, I don’t pay them.

Q. Escorts in Vegas or anywhere are forced to make safety a priority. How can you be certain your date isn’t dangerous or just plain bad news?

A. Well, I do ask for full names and then check I.D.’s at the beginning of every appointment, but that’s not all. I realize there are certain types of people I’d rather not deal with and by using verification companies, I don’t have too. These companies vett the client, and once they are in the database all I need to do is call in to see what kind of history the person has. I am a Vegas escort and proud of it, but I’m not stupid. Using these companies keeps me from finding out firsthand why a person has been “86ed” as far as Vegas escorts are concerned.

Q. You’ve already agreed that sex is a form of therapy, and it is. What happens when the time is spent over dinner, drinks, dancing or whatever with no sex involved?

A. I still do my job, just in a different way. If what a person needs is just to relax for an evening, and have a shoulder or listening ear close by, I can be that for them. Sometimes what a person needs more than anything to be satisfied is simply a good conversation, and I am as good at listening as I am in all other aspects of the escort business. I’m not a trained therapist but in many ways, our jobs are similar.

Q. What are your thoughts on legalization of prostitution? If it is voted in, do escorts in Vegas expect any major changes?

A. I can’t answer for other escorts in town, but legalization can only be a positive thing and it’s long overdue. Think about it, the only real difference between a non-professional date and one with Las Vegas escorts is the money. Some people end up in this business because they have no other options, others because they simply enjoy the work. The point is, freedom of choice. Instead of spending tax money rounding up and arresting prostitutes out there because they have to eat, why not spend the money on social programs to get them out of the escort business if that’s what they want?

The law makes no sense. Prostitution has been called the oldest profession, and it is. Some people are unreasonably judgmental but it isn’t going away as long as there are lonely, frustrated people out there looking for someone like me. If legalization is voted in, I don’t see anything changing much because of it unless you count the fact that law enforcement would then have more money to fight serious crime.

Q. Illegal activities are always more costly, especially anything to do with fun for some reason. If legalized, do you have any concerns about your business? Do you think the stigma of judgement could go away or at least lighten up some?

A. I believe that legalization may cause escorts to have to lower their pricing because, as you say the illegal is always more costly. I can easily make up any loss of income in volume though because once something does becomes legal, people who have avoided what attracted them before because it was against the law would have no reason to hold back then. There would be no worries about arrest for either myself or my date, and law enforcement wouldn’t be able to confiscate the money I earned.

I’m not worried for my future business, quite a few of my dates are repeats because I’m good at what I do, and they always want more. As long as I continue to do my job, the clients, and their money will always be there. Unfortunately, so will judgmental people so I doubt the moral stigma that’s always been associated with the escort business would go away with legalization. That’s all right though, as do many of my escort friends, I do my job, I enjoy it, and don’t lose sleep over what the rest of the world thinks of me because of it.

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So much Chaos in the Atmosphere!

It seems like things couldn’t get any crazier than what you may have heard the day before from the media. The world appears to be at an all-time high of the strange things that are going on right now. While I glance around at different geographical areas of the world, I can point out a few things that will make the average citizen feel like they are living in the twilight zone. There are funny, weird, and never before seen activities that are taking place which is becoming almost as interesting as the reality television shows that shown last night.

As we get closer to the most exciting time of the year, it is becoming an anxious time for American citizens. It’s like a childhood competition for the presidential run with Donald Trump and Mrs. Hilary Clinton going back and forth at each other. They are using all types of tactics to score higher with the citizen’s votes than each other. Recently Joe Biden vice president has released all of the emails on file from Hilary’s case to see. They had an obstacle for Mrs. Clinton that unleashed new disturbing evidence on this past Friday. There are newly found emails that happen to belong to the case that was closed on Mrs. Hilary Clinton’s federal case. When speaking on the incident with CNN, Joe Biden chose to use the words of unfortunate for her as we close in closer to Election Day. To end things on an honest, clean slate, Clinton called into the Iowa news conference on Friday and agreed to release all information on her call. She said the people deserve to know the truth about everything.

On the sunny brighter side of the campaign, Donald Trump’s team appears to be enjoying this time of shine for him. Donald Trump happened to contribute another Ten million dollars to his campaign on Friday while all was tumbling downhill for Clinton. Previous to his donation he had already planned to pledge this donation during an interview that he had aired earlier with Fox news. All together Trump is close to spending almost one hundred million dollars on his campaign. As Hilary team is falling apart through her trials, it seems that Trump is executing the race. We are about a week away from the election which makes all of this so attractive to those who are following the race.

While everything seems to seem wild in the presidential election things are only heating up for the average life citizens. It is becoming a horror show for children. From the schools to after classes when playing outside, it seems like no place is safe for the kids to play. This month is the month of Halloween, and up into the big night of scares, some horror movies seem to become a reality. There is news flying around that there will be a killer clown purge the night before Halloween. What started off as a Facebook prank seems to be becoming so much more of a thriller. A lot of neighborhoods are scheduling for the sweet children to participate in trick or treat activities earlier in the day due to the monstrous things going on.

Rumors have been surfacing that in a few days the movie that aired with three sequels “The Purge” will be executed by the killer clowns. The stories have not been given a confirmation but in over sixteen different areas of the United States law enforcement have been warning local citizens to be cautious. These particular messages are being alert in metro and small parts of Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, California, Virginia and so many more public areas. The recommendation would be to check your local news to make sure you and the kiddies will be in a safe zone or prepared. This crazy nonsense is supposed to start off on the night before Halloween October 30th if it is true. This rumored clown craziness all started from a Facebook page that made a post about the plans. After people had begun to report and circulate the message, the page was deleted and has yet to find out who created the profile. Even if this purge is not real, it has done enough damage to the careers of professional clowns that only love to make children smile for a living.

Lastly, there has been conspiracy talk of an alien invasion that will be hitting the earth atmosphere in the year 2017. This story has surfaced from a leaked document that mentions an email message from President Obama to Putin requesting Russia’s assistance in developing a world missile defense plan and system. This conspiracy news is becoming a fear for so many who are unaware of much about what NASA may be keeping from the general public today.

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Wild and Crazy Things Happening in the World today

With all the wild and crazy things that are going on in the world, such as the current 2016 Presidential Election in the United States between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, we are witnessing the most divisive type of actions- that we have never seen in history. There is Hillary Clinton, who has an email cloud hanging over top her head, The Clinton Foundation faults, and Former President Bill Clinton infidelities- that folk cannot stop talking about. There is also businessman, Donald Trump, who’s words of insults, lawsuits, bankruptcies and allegations of groping women is taking a toll on our democracy and how we vote. The real shocker, was when that infamous bus came rolling down a street in Hollywood. People all over the world, heard Donald Trump describe nasty words about women. I refuse to say them, because they are so appalling. It seems like we can’t put these two unfavorable candidates problems to bed. On November 9, 2016, one of these people, will be the next President of the United States.

We never like to hear about war, but Syria seem to be going through a civil one. This is one of the worst humanitarian crisis of our time.

It started when anti- government demonstrations began in 2011. The peaceful protest has led to a government crackdown and opposition groups began fighting. Divisions between secular and religious groups couldn’t get along. After five years, the war has killed over 250,000 people. Bombings are destroying cities and human rights are being violated.

Now there are refugees that need help. Some of them has escaped the disaster region, but some have died trying to leave. As they continue to flee, they need relief.

The world is also dealing with a mad man. North Korea President Kim Jong Un keep launching medium-range missiles. Who is this person, who feels compelled to launch missiles and keep secrets about his country. The people who live there, seem to be loyal, by Kim Jon Un’s rule of terror. I feel that that’s a place in the world that alienated and lost. They also have a chimpanzee named Azalea, who lives in one of their zoos- and it is said that he smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. If the animal rights could go there, they would chant that this is wrong!

NATO is rushing it’s troops in Eastern Europe down a path, as President Vladimer Putin conducts a nuclear exercise. This is scary and we don’t know what will come out of this mess.

The climate change factor is also crazy to some people. Our weather patterns are becoming extreme. Climate change is caused by a process called Solar radiation received by the earth’s plate tectonics and volcanic eruptions. The energy that is distributed around the globe by ocean currents, winds, and greenhouse gas concentrations. Scientist says that there are five components of Climate change- Hydrosphere, cryosphere, lithosphere, atmosphere, and biosphere. Glaciers are considered among the most sensitive indicator of climate change, where mass balance of snow input and output grows or shrinks.

Back in America, we are dealing with Wikileaks. The company was founded by Julian Assange, an Australian activist. They release and publish secret information. It’s website claims to store 1.2 million documents a year. They rely on dissidents, journalist and mathematicians for information. There purpose is to provide facts, but it seems to hurt people and it’s causing Hillary Clinton, U.S Presidential candidate campaign to suffer with her private emails, which is dripping and leaking each day.

In the weird news spectrum, there seems to be a UFO chaser, named Scott C. Waring who has a video of “flying saucers”. They show movement of two objects flying military style on his edited software.

None of us will forget the shocking Brexit vote, which took place in the UK, who withdrew from the current European Union. The political scene went down a spiraling pat of a referendum. David Cameron, Prime Minister resigned in October and Theresa May took his place. On June 24, 2016, the result of the referendum was 51.9% voted of leaving the European Union and 48.1% favored to stay. A petition calling for a second referendum attracted 4 million signatures, but was rejected on July 9, 2016. You can’t dismiss the 16 million people who voted, and now some of them are saying that was a mistake!

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